Markiplier was laughing back then, but today he probably has enough money to hire guys to hunt down those lowlife redditers haha

Something about the son just casually twitching literally sent me

Almost 30M subs🔥🔥🔥

Nnmnnn

God damit! I’m tired and every time someone mentions the bear thing my brain keeps thinking it says ‘beer’

Hlaily

Mark's playing a real life gatcha with these takis.

I think if they all have a photo of the same kid they gotta be like, the uncles, or something. Right?

WHAT IS THAT TIMELAPSE MUSIC!?

cant wait to watch yall play the next game :)

I look at Martin public wondering if it's him he sees me pulls out of Flint Knox and shoots me

Bob is the best parent, doesn't even know his kid's name!

what a nightmare, I know why I never wanted to beat this game myself lol

pls play minecraft

aight i know it's sad that mark's father is dead and i am not denying it or anything, any ways, WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT HOW COOL HE PROBABLY WAS TO BE WITH HIS SON, BOTH IN TEXUDOS

17:00 jazz hand

Good series

Alternate title: Mark tries to find new things to make into soup

This man has like a billion different voices This man has like a billion different voices

BOB WEAK STOMACH

Markipleyer

Mark i know the video is old but the flower is an easter egg.

How did he get 33,333 likes in almost 6 minutes? :/

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Lol

Im just doing this for me so this is at the top, original comment by Silas Nicole 0:22 Man in suit apparates (moderate) 6:01 JIM JIM JUMP SCARE! (VERY STARTLING!!) 7:46 spooky noisees (small) 9:49 Doornob shakes (small) 9:59 Jim jim looks right at mark twice (moderate) 12:15 Jimmy is there (small) 12:29 Doornob jiggles 13:00 Girl apparates (moderate) 14:17 Doornob jiggles... but not in the game o__O (moderate) 15:28 Mark makes some questionable choices (small) 15:50 Jimmy walks by (small) 16:47 Mark spots Jim Jim (small) 17:09 Jimmy (small) 19:49 Marks face pops out (honestly pretty scary jeez Lixian) 20:10 Girl apparates (STARTLING) 21:49 Jimmy echos (tiny) 23:59 Girl apparates (moderate) 25:58 Girl's body jumpscare! (VERY STARTLING!

Hey dead space is getting remakes random thing of the day

Looks like the one dude from monsters Inc

This one's in first class he deserves it

Im not interested in distractable and i find these promos annoying

I feel disappointed, yet immensely entertained

3:35 untill 3:45 Wade: Ohhh! Bob: *Laughing his ass off.* Wade/Mark: *Amazed at how many items there are in the inventory.* Oh my god! Bob: There's so much shit.

They still haven't fought the bird monster lmao 🤣

I'm willing to bet that he went to Texas to film the heist sequel specifically for the DriveTanks range.

i would have just left every door open in the first game. that way she would be a little confused

Mark are you going to play Subnautica Below Zero?

🤍🤍🤍

This is so much like doky doky

This was posted on r/instantkarma

You should make a hello neighbor video

34:30 mumbling under his breath "ok ya i'm just a pervert"

If you choose the shutdown option you can go to the boat open the door with the yellow keycard get what's in there and use it to get an artifact that's in another cave that lets you deter or attract the cannibals. It's up to you but I think you should go back and choose that ending as well so then you can keep playing.

i prefer the original mad father

3:25 untill 3:40 *My eyes widen at the amount of items.* Holy fucking shit!

5:32 Looking sidelong at it. XD THE EDIT IS SO GOOD

I dont like red lights so i would have stopped playing at 27:50

Yes cover yourself in paint so you can sniff it forever

I gotta admit. It's been super satisfying and calming for me to watch you play this game. I love it.

And he finally finished it

The Sons of the Foreat is the next game in the series. That's what that last bit with older Timmy was about. It was teasing the new game coming out

Flog = sell

7:37 look gordon a rope, we can use this to cross large pits

At 13:00 he spells cast in the distractible promo CIST!!! And then claims how he knows how to spell cast

U can build a car in the game after u bet it

Let's get cooking...

3:15 untill 3:25 Mark: *Gets saved by someone.* Bob: *Gasps* It's in the water, it's in the water, it's in the water. Mark: Is it dying, is it dying, is it dying?

20 years later: Markiplier founder and CEO of powerwash enterprises

Noooooooo it’s over

Do more house pls

RAWR XD!!!

Maybe you guys could play Conan Exiles now, and build mighty forts

This episode slowly ripped him apart

so i've been checking out the old videos and you remember the game called sam the manual or sth hasn't it been around like 4 years or sth that mark promised a full walk through and he left the series open in ep 2. anyone thinking he gotta continue playing that game leave a comment or like or sth so that Sam's spine can be broken once again or almost go blind cuz of not blinking... LOL

These giant flesh things remind me of the Joy Mutants from Lisa The Painful

3:04

3:05 untill 3:15 Who else got scared by that?

and let5s just take this ni- ffffffuuuuuuu 22:34

Are those left handed mice?!

anyone stop at 13:02 cause i have a mind of 13 years old bahahhahaha

Them thinking they would have got everything before they entered the cave. Me watching them cheat in the biggest way possible.

theres another forest coming out

Hey Mark! Welcome to Texas, land of the people who love the Constitution! Would be cool to hang out but yea I know you're busy 😄

Love that your in Texas <3

Me too

It’s so cool comments are getting thousands of likes in a few weeks/months on a 7 year old video

“If doom music starts playing I’m gonna be concerned” **BFG 10K starts blasting**

I want to see what happens if they chose the other option of shutting it down.

I've been watching through marks playlists while I draw my webcomic series, and for some reason when he said "it's piss black" I freaking lost it lol. Markiplier is a treasure

What a twist holy sh t