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Markiplier

Markiplier

Пре 23 дана

Yes, I do possess a Life Size Lady Dimitrescu Body Pillow but let me explain...
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Коментара: 5 041
Soapbox56
Soapbox56 Пре 17 сати
This is the least surprising thing mark has ever done lol
PəggingHæwks_
PəggingHæwks_ Пре дан
this was streamed on my birthday omgmmgmggmggm!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hanna Clark
Hanna Clark Пре дан
It’s a “pillow”
Cadance Rozas
Cadance Rozas Пре дан
*slams credit card on table* where’d you get that pillow!? Come on man I need to know!!
ZøZø the Mänøkit
ZøZø the Mänøkit Пре дан
I feel so bad right now- Mark couldn't flavour things for most of his life??? It's like a fairy tale I've read. I wouldn't live if I hadn't flavored things. I just hope he tries more and more foods so he can be happy.
Fiz Bun
Fiz Bun Пре 2 дана
Mark short man
Brandon Leming
Brandon Leming Пре 2 дана
Was he saying something in binary
xx loki
xx loki Пре 2 дана
i’m gonna be honest… i want it
Grant Fuehrer
Grant Fuehrer Пре 2 дана
Mark, if you’re still reading comments, here’s a tip for enjoying cheese: some cheeses like pepper jack are great on their own, but other cheeses like sharp cheddar and Swiss are better paired with other foods like meat or in a sandwich. I find this myself with tomato and onions. Better paired than alone
Kara
Kara Пре 2 дана
The fact that Maggie Robertson, Lady D herself, saw and reacted to this on a live stream is incredible and gives me so much joy
Void
Void Пре 2 дана
He’s becoming one of us
Frijolita :D
Frijolita :D Пре 2 дана
ExPlaIn YoUrSeLf mAn
Nevar Sparda
Nevar Sparda Пре 2 дана
Markiplier you have something I want. You may think you have some idea as to what is in your possession but you do not. Soon she will be with me. She means more to me than you will ever know DOT DOT DOT
Sammi Stokes
Sammi Stokes Пре 2 дана
Hes soo happy and excited leave him alone with his pillow☺️at leat hes happy
Jordan Harris
Jordan Harris Пре 2 дана
I don't understand why you're talking with no gameplay for 40 minutes and will not be watching this. I don't care if you bought some weird inflatable vampire lady sex toy. Go back to playing games Mark! I can hardly watch your 20 minute food reviews let alone twice that with no filler.
Critical Cross
Critical Cross Пре 2 дана
Me want Jacket you give jacket
Sani Dragneel
Sani Dragneel Пре 3 дана
I missed him just talking to us too. This was nice.
Sani Dragneel
Sani Dragneel Пре 3 дана
I don’t really savor food too. I never thought of it. I’ll have to try savoring food.
Sani Dragneel
Sani Dragneel Пре 3 дана
Anyone else think of ratatouille when talked. About the blueberries
Nassir Walls
Nassir Walls Пре 3 дана
Why Would you get rid of lady dimitrescu
YourSimpMother_Lee
YourSimpMother_Lee Пре 3 дана
Guys. Guys. Listen to distractible Im about to binge listen to all of the episodes now so uh yesh
COSGUK
COSGUK Пре 4 дана
you have the most tolerant girlfriend in the world XD
Awsumsauz
Awsumsauz Пре 4 дана
all of marks distractible insults really hit hard cuz I haven’t seen it yet.
Whats-My-Fandom
Whats-My-Fandom Пре 4 дана
YAY, YOU GOT IT
Juliana
Juliana Пре 4 дана
0:00 Mark: 1,2 me in my brain: 3 not only you and she got one eighty degrees and Amy caught in between counting' one two three Mark, Alcina and Amy getting' down with lady d everybody loves, oh! P O W E R
David Wegescheide
David Wegescheide Пре 5 дана
"Listen to Distractable, it's on all your favorite podcast players" Not mine Mark. I check regularly. It isn't available on mine. Also I get the back thing, it could be a pinched nerve somewhere between your jaw and shoulder blade, there is a single nerve that runs along that area on either side and when I sleep wrong it gets pinched and makes me practically immobile on that side. I do not know how to solve this other than to keep twisting my body randomly around until it stops. "Learned how to chew" Oh, so you've learned how to eat Takis properly? Also deal with ADHD meds, the entire healthcare system is trash.
Kyziee999
Kyziee999 Пре 5 дана
Please play One Night at Flumpty’s 3
Tasty Toast
Tasty Toast Пре 5 дана
The live chat’s reaction 😭💀
KeiraA333
KeiraA333 Пре 5 дана
Markiplier proving why I DONT do CVS. I do Walgreens. Union company, gives u info, even help you go someplace to get it if they dont
KeiraA333
KeiraA333 Пре 5 дана
This man proving he's ADD even with how he eats. I hope he gets better of being/doing "in the moment" things + being present in every lil thing. Its a different type of success/experience
Menelcrist
Menelcrist Пре 5 дана
wait there are Bodypillows that Big?! you mean to tell me that I've been missing out on a Life Sized Bodypillow of Fatgum?!
Mary Lara
Mary Lara Пре 5 дана
Oh she totally knows
Reality
Reality Пре 5 дана
Haha no more 5,000 comments
Cheekygirl
Cheekygirl Пре 5 дана
Lady dimitrescu is mark’s video game character crush
The New Mobian Official
The New Mobian Official Пре 6 дана
1212112121212111212 Check 11211121212121212
Kayla Healy
Kayla Healy Пре 6 дана
I want it 😂 please
Code: Recode
Code: Recode Пре 6 дана
Oh yeah, Mark, u should taste carrot cake now! maybe u'll discover a new taste!
yokomesome
yokomesome Пре 6 дана
its so bad quality XD
Start,Jump &Modernize
Start,Jump &Modernize Пре 6 дана
This man legally owns a buisness
Brex from the Cretaceous
Brex from the Cretaceous Пре 6 дана
Did mark seriously make a 40 minute video just explain and justify why he has a body pillow?
Pookie98
Pookie98 Пре 7 дана
Markiplier please please please play red alert 3
Arianna Aurora Meola
Arianna Aurora Meola Пре 7 дана
I love how Mark decided to let the whole world know about his Lady Dimitrescu pillow, but does not want to tell Amy about it
Calypso Hansen
Calypso Hansen Пре 7 дана
you should try the webcomic called Fortuna, the plot is really good and it deals with space travel, it is slightly like dnd but you don't have to create all of the stats yourself or pick what species the chracter is
Kalooeh (Ainsel)
Kalooeh (Ainsel) Пре 7 дана
Huh... yeah that is a lot more floppy than expected
Konahrik Bolin
Konahrik Bolin Пре 7 дана
Can’t say I’m surprised you’d get that Mark.
Carmel R
Carmel R Пре 7 дана
Well I'm glad I'm not the only person who finds the taste of cheese actually not nice.... but seriously why would you challenge yourself to not chew?? That's just ASKING for stomach/intestine issues
lil satan
lil satan Пре 7 дана
November 13 was my birthday
Asek Perception
Asek Perception Пре 7 дана
In regards to the insurance thing, if you think that's stupid, I've been on a blood thinning medication for an untreatable condition that I have to live with for the rest of my life and without it I WILL DIE for several years, and one of the times I went to refill the prescription, the pharmacy wouldn't fill it because there was an issue with the insurance and they wouldn't tell me what the issue was, and the insurance didn't contact me about it. When I tried to reach out to them I was put on hold for the weekend and when I finally got a hold of them, they explained that because the year had rolled over they needed a new explanation from my doctor that I needed this medicine. I wanted to put my fist through the phone I was so frustrated and baffled.
valentin
valentin Пре 7 дана
all those food review videos need to be re done mark
Silvererros
Silvererros Пре 7 дана
She needs more stuffing XD
Cecebear34
Cecebear34 Пре 8 дана
Lol my judgment started as soon as mark panicked but I stopped 😂😂
Lee Smith
Lee Smith Пре 8 дана
When you watch this when high and the beginning nearly kills you 🤣💛
Eliminate YoMomma
Eliminate YoMomma Пре 8 дана
Mark, what happened about your love senpai? ;- ;
Cara X
Cara X Пре 8 дана
You're simply awesome 😎
Hell Spawn
Hell Spawn Пре 8 дана
I do as well I like to say the numbers 1 and 2
Angel Lilly
Angel Lilly Пре 8 дана
Omg the comment section
Midori Aomori
Midori Aomori Пре 8 дана
Body pillow time 😂🏃‍♀️💨
Lucas Hamilton
Lucas Hamilton Пре 8 дана
💍 Lady Dimitrescu Mark!🥰😂
Simeon Whitaker
Simeon Whitaker Пре 9 дана
FINISH THE MANUAL SAMUEL SERIES.
Rock Harvey
Rock Harvey Пре 9 дана
IM JUDGIIIIIIIIING!!!!
Mila Burhanzai
Mila Burhanzai Пре 9 дана
Omg
mohamed serhan
mohamed serhan Пре 10 дана
Amy ie laughing at this shit
Friendly Mantis
Friendly Mantis Пре 10 дана
someone get mark the dimitrescu boobie mouse pad
Dada love
Dada love Пре 10 дана
Ima be sad when he get old and retire 🥺😭
Demi Plug
Demi Plug Пре 10 дана
Mark does stuff to that pillow😂
Demi Plug
Demi Plug Пре 10 дана
Ok this too far😂
DaBuggzBunny
DaBuggzBunny Пре 10 дана
Imagine all the things that markiplier can do with this
Cabbacab
Cabbacab Пре 10 дана
12121121212121112121121121212121 212 *Don’t bother asking why, because I don’t know either.*
Domestic Cat
Domestic Cat Пре 10 дана
Mark's dream.
Kai Newbrook
Kai Newbrook Пре 10 дана
Me clicking on this video: 😃 Mark: oNe teWwwoo oneOne tEeWww
Hayden Hosterman
Hayden Hosterman Пре 10 дана
The beginning reminded me of Robert Downey Jr 😂
PINK PTΞRRΛ
PINK PTΞRRΛ Пре 11 дана
It's a strike of midnight I don't know what you were saying but it's funny
PINK PTΞRRΛ
PINK PTΞRRΛ Пре 11 дана
I'm sorry I missed the live stream my bad God dang it the only time I ever watch your live stream was last year one time ever I miss out every time but only ever once I got to be on your live stream and watch the video and actually comment whatever sorry Mark I'll ship about it
PyroAsura
PyroAsura Пре 11 дана
Supprised Amy hasn't burnt it already🤔
Gamer_Central
Gamer_Central Пре 11 дана
How dare you insult castle demitrecu
yandere hunter
yandere hunter Пре 11 дана
If she was real she would kill you
yandere hunter
yandere hunter Пре 11 дана
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Shomari Holste
Shomari Holste Пре 11 дана
Mark why I thought you normal not a another simp
Gunrock11
Gunrock11 Пре 11 дана
AMMMYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nitro Lynn
Nitro Lynn Пре 11 дана
SCP Amy is gonna come out when she finds it lol
Nancy Linshmith
Nancy Linshmith Пре 11 дана
My fav distractible part is dating advice. I LEGIT CANNNNNTTTTT STOP LISTENING TO IT. The whole podcast helps me sleep better,helps me feel like I'm not alone,I just love it. Thank you,thank you guys so so much. I really, really, truly appreciate it :') you guys made by life better
DooNkeyTheGreat Sullivan
DooNkeyTheGreat Sullivan Пре 12 дана
Ok guys I’m back from break and- DAMMIT MARK WHAT DID I TELL YOU!?
yaoidreams 2
yaoidreams 2 Пре 12 дана
16:40 poor mark is getting old
Kit Bit
Kit Bit Пре 12 дана
After he learned how to chew do you thing he'll start chewing his takis?
Matt Hollands
Matt Hollands Пре 12 дана
"It's about power"
Anton Schneider
Anton Schneider Пре 12 дана
If you have it in your possession..you own it..duh
Milan Kollarčík
Milan Kollarčík Пре 12 дана
Challenged himself to swallow anything whole, as a kid... not because he's a masochist or anything, he just wanted to see what he can take!
eRr0r-s3aRcHeR
eRr0r-s3aRcHeR Пре 12 дана
Lmao Only recently I got a Hu Tao body pillow xD
Laggger Engineering
Laggger Engineering Пре 12 дана
How did we get from Lady Dimitrescu, through the hoodie, distractible and the art of chewing to talking about how bad the US's healthcare is?
Devin Krout
Devin Krout Пре 13 дана
"It can't stand up on its own". *YET*
LibeFlu
LibeFlu Пре 13 дана
Careful guys! This masochistic reptiloid is trying to convince us he's a normal human who just happened to not know what molars are for! You think you can snake your way out of this!? Nah uh.
A
A Пре 13 дана
thanks for the chat
Spiderboy
Spiderboy Пре 13 дана
"Take out the trash.....guy...." I died lol
P1xi3stix
P1xi3stix Пре 13 дана
Hiding Lady D From Amy's Holy Peepers
Maliah Willis
Maliah Willis Пре 13 дана
Mark: idk why my personal trainer got me this life size body pillow of lady dimitrescu Also mark while playing resident evil the whole time: oh my it is my lady, look at that beauty, so elegant and gorgeous 😂
𝙅𝙪𝙣𝙤𝙅𝙪𝙣𝙠𝙈𝙖𝙞𝙡
𝙅𝙪𝙣𝙤𝙅𝙪𝙣𝙠𝙈𝙖𝙞𝙡 Пре 13 дана
Why he grab on to her chest to FIRMLY ITS NOT GONNA RUN 💀💀
Catastrophia21
Catastrophia21 Пре 13 дана
Everyone be like “haha Mark simp” I’m just like “haha Mark short”
EyeOfBlackRoses
EyeOfBlackRoses Пре 13 дана
"It's not a sex doll" hmmh, that semed like true love from mark
Bluebun Animates!
Bluebun Animates! Пре 6 сати
9:30 "I was busy and I hurt my back" It sounded like he wanted to say "I got busy"-
JurassicManager
JurassicManager Пре 13 дана
Don't tell Amy lol
Kit London
Kit London Пре 13 дана
“Sorry Amy , another woman has taken your spot in bed “ oops 😅
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